US-politics

Trump Calls in Pillow Salesman to Discuss Possibility of Instituting Martial Law

Turns out you can have good ideas for pillows and still have bad opinions about fascism President Trump appears to be out of options in his quest to con his way into a second term in office. The court challenges didn’t work. Pressuring Republican politicians to hold up the certification of the election results didn’t work. Inciting a mob of thousands of his supporters to storm the U.S. Capitol building didn’t work. As things stand currently, Joe Biden is still scheduled to be sworn in as president on January